Ashley: Okay, so here’s the thing. We cannot go see Showgirls: The Musical this week, because I have already wasted two and a half hours watching something completely terrible and I can’t do that again so soon.
Joe: Well, we knew that it was going to be terrible.
Ashley: Not that terrible.
Joe: I actually liked three things about it.
Ashley: I was ok with the glitter. There was a lot of it.
Joe: …number one on that list was glitter.
I also thought that Leo did an excellent job, but then I realized that Jay Gatsby is basically the version of Jack Dawson who made it off the boat alive… which would have been so cool if Jay Gatsby didn’t end up dead in a pool of water.