oh, ashley
Just reminding you guys that there is a guy named Minnie Minoso and he is amazing. Crazy stats, first black player on the Chicago White Sox, first black player of Latino origin in Major League Baseball, one of two players ever to play professional baseball in five separate decades, generally classy guy… and yet somehow he is not in the Hall of Fame.
Unbelievable.
Feel free to share this with your friends who are fans of the North Side.
But did we really need to use Comic Sans? That’s just tacky.
After seven Bluth-less years the wait is finally over, and Hypable is here to help you celebrate Arrested Development’s season 4 with a sugar rush. Check out the show’s drinking game here.
Like, I feel like every other drink you take should be water. Because otherwise you will probably die.
(via thebluthcompany)
Ashley: Okay, so here’s the thing. We cannot go see Showgirls: The Musical this week, because I have already wasted two and a half hours watching something completely terrible and I can’t do that again so soon.
Joe: Well, we knew that it was going to be terrible.
Ashley: Not that terrible.
Joe: I actually liked three things about it.
Ashley: I was ok with the glitter. There was a lot of it.
Joe: …number one on that list was glitter.
I also thought that Leo did an excellent job, but then I realized that Jay Gatsby is basically the version of Jack Dawson who made it off the boat alive… which would have been so cool if Jay Gatsby didn’t end up dead in a pool of water.
David Ortiz, I fucking love you. (I was here for this. This game was magic.)
ahlksey replied to your chat: Nephew: You are prettier than Batman.Me: …
Well you ARE.
<3 Stay safe today, A!
Thanks!
I am currently safe at home — my city is in lockdown, so I won’t be leaving until everything is under control.
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The more relevant part of my earlier post — I love you, Chicago.
Respect for the Chicago tribune today, we are Boston!
As a Boston-born Chicago White Sox fan, I can honestly say that I got a bit teary-eyed at this. Thanks, Chicago.
ELAINE: I just thought you would be a little more excited about a friend of mine having a baby.
JAKE: Okay, I’m excited. I just don’t happen to like exclamation points.
ELAINE: Well, you know Jake, you should learn to use them. Like the way I’m talking right now, I would put an exclamation…
For some reason I just found myself wondering what Jay Harrington was up to. Clearly I’ve never wiki’d him before, because I just learned that we share a birthday! Then I looked for pictures of him because I wanted to post this, and I saw this one of him in a Red Sox hat, and I wondered where he was from. And we share a home state, too!
My existence feels validated and I wish I still liked the Red Sox.
Now that Veronica Mars has been dealt with, can we get a Better Off Ted movie? Or Netflix continuation?
