This shirt looks ridiculous but I swear to god it is the most adorable thing you will ever own, ladies. I used to have one that I stole from the drama room at my high school but I wore it out after, like, four years of constant use and somehow went like five more years without buying another one.
Today I bought two more and my best friend (a dude!) was all jealous and I had to get him one too. Don’t make the mistake of never owning this shirt, people, it will pay for itself in amazingness.
(For reference: I am pretty small and I bought a size medium, even though it’s a men’s shirt, because that is the size I stole from the drama room. It comes down a few inches above my knees knees and the sleeves are so puffy you could basically fit two of me in it. I should also mention that it is bedtime clothes for me, but I’m considering nabbing a size small and seeing how I feel about wearing it about town now that I’m all grown up. I used to wear it half-tucked in with jeans, but it’d probably look pretty cute with leggings and some boots. You can’t have too many Otavalo mountain shirts. I would not lie to you, these things are amazing.)
At CrossFit tonight we were learning how to do kettlebell swings and Danielle, the coach, told us to lay down on the floor and set up for hip thrusts. “You want to EXPLODE your hips upward,” she told us, and so we did, and all I could think was, “GUYS HAS EVERYBODY HERE SEEN SHOWGIRLS.”
But it wasn’t my usual class or my usual coach or my usual classmates, so I kept my mouth shut and just thrust(ed?) it.